Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Some Google-based poetry

First four search suggestions, July 3rd 2012. Some capitalization and punctuation added for clarity.


Why did…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did Hitler hate the Jews?
Why did I get married?
Why did the Titanic sink?

Why did I get married
Why did I get married too?
Why did I ever?
Why did I get married online?

Why did you buy me that?
Why did you apply for this position?
Why did you come to my house?
Why did you choose our company?

Why did he cheat?
Why did he break up with me?
Why did he cheat on me?
Why did he disappear?

Why did she cheat on me?
Why did she dump me?
Why did she block me on Facebook?
Why did she have to die?

Why did it have to be snakes?
Why did it happen to me?
Why did it hurt when I came?
Why did it rain frogs in Magnolia?

Why did we get married?
Why did we stop going to the moon?
Why did we go to the moon?
‘Why Did We Ever Meet’ (lyrics)?

Why did they remake Spiderman?
Why did they cancel Bleach?
Why did they kill Jesus?
Why did they close Alcatraz?

Why do…
Why do cats purr?
Why do dogs eat grass?
Why do we yawn?
Why do men cheat?

Why do I sweat so much?
Why do I bruise easily?
Why do I sleep so much?
Why do I feel so tired?

Why do you want to work here?
Why do you get hiccups?
Why do you yawn?
Why do you want to work here (answers)?

Why does he do that?
Why does he oppose the assassination of Antony?
Why does he stare at me?
Why does he ignore me?

Why does she like me?
Why does she love me?
Why does she hate me?
‘Why Does She Love Me’ (lyrics)?

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it always rain on me?
Why does it burn when I pee?
Why does it always rain?

Why do we yawn?
Why do we dream?
Why do we hiccup?
Why do we cry?

Why do they speak French in Quebec?
Why do they have the Hunger Games?
Why do they hate us?
Why do they throw rats in Florida?

Why will…
Why will the world end in 2012?
Why Will Smith divorce?
Why will I die?
Why will anyone date me?

Why will I die?
Why will I hire you?
Why will I never have a boyfriend?
Why Will I Am?

Why will you die without sleep?
Why will you die?
Why will you be successful in this position?
Why will you die on House of Israel?

Why will he not commit?
Why will he not talk to me?
Why will he not propose?
Why will he not marry me?

Why did Will and Sheree divorce?
Why will a sheet of paper fall?
Why will she cheat?

Why will it be 4/20 for a month in 2020?

Why will we run out of oil?
Why will we die in 2012?
Why will we hire you?
Why will we dream?

(no result for ‘why will they’)

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